Post by devan on Dec 11, 2011 23:49:36 GMT -5
| [atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style, background-color: #EEEEEE, border: #59b1ba 5px solid; width: 400px; height: 500px;] hey there. the name's devan michael ross! i go by dev, devvy bear, and shmevan too if you were wondering. also i'll have you know that i am 23 & loving it. oh. you've heard that I'm heterosexual? & that I'm from hartford? well the rumors are true for once. well I gotta get going, work is calling. see ya'! history, compared to everyone that i know (my brother included) my history is a little...well, boring. i know that sounds weird - my history is boring but my twin brother's isn't? but i guess that's the difference between asher and me. stuff happens to asher. sometimes good stuff. sometimes bad stuff. but at least stuff happens, y'know? with me, though, the most that happens to me is what i make happen to me, which even though it sounds really cool when you're looking back on it really isn't all that awesome at all. bungee jumping? sounds cool. but thousands of people do it. making an effort to get kicked out of every store in high school? sounds like a goal but really just gets tiring. getting drunk and partying all the time? isn't as fun as it sounds. to be honest, i'm just a boring guy. i always have been. i did some drama stuff in high school and i drank a lot and partied and people liked me. i even played sports - well, if tennis counts. it felt at the time that i was doing a lot with my life. like i had friends and experiences to last a lifetime. but i always seemed to be outplayed by my brother. which sounds bad. life wasn't exactly good to asher and i feel like a little shit for saying i was always in the background compared to him. but i sort of was. i mean we got the same amount of attention i'd say from outsiders but personally i was always paying attention to him. dropping things for him. watching out for him. i feel like most of my life has been about asher and because of that, there isn't much to say. i partied and i took care of my brother and later helped to take care of my niece. but that's not exactly novel worthy, now is it? after high school, i went to college for journalism and after college, i ended up getting a job at this local media magazine company writing a lot of their featured articles. that's where i met this girl i'm sort of interested in, but that's not getting anywhere since i'm a little too frazzled and distracted and just awkward without a bottle of beer in my hand to really do anything about it. like i said - my life's pretty boring. i'm still taking care of my brother just in more subtle ways. dropping by his house. taking care of aubrey when he needs me to. asking about his day and being annoying as hell. and me, i just keep drinking and partying and writing and trying to figure out what the hell i'm doing in my life. to be honest, sometimes i feel like i'm living for nothing. i mean i'm not sad or anything. just a little distracted. a little too much other people not enough me, y'know? but who wants to hear about me - i'm boring. haha. personality, despite that really depressing and slightly sad description of my history, i'm actually a really fun dude. i love to sing and dance and swear and party and play video games and jump on people and roll on the ground and cuddle and scream and sing and dance and play guitar and do absolutely everything that i can. you want somebody to do something stupid with? i'm your man. wanna go streaking in the park? let's go. wanna recreate katy perry's last friday night? i'm game. i'll do everything she said and then some things even that slut wouldn't sing about. not that i'd really call her a slut in real life, she's probably a very nice lady and i feel bad for even saying that at all. crap. see, fun loving as i am and despite all the stupid things i say and do, i'm a nice guy. i'm really nice. sweeter than sugar and all that stuff. or that's what i hear. i'm nice and sweet and a hopeless romantic and i just like to make people feel at home. i like people and i want them to know it. honestly? i don't want to sound conceited but i'm probably one of the best friends you'll ever have. i'm loyal. i'm caring. i love people and i love you and i love listening and i'm decent at advice. and if you don't want advice, that's fine, because we can just cuddle all night and eat popcorn and watch romantic comedies and i can pretend that i'm ryan gosling and you're rachel mcadams and we'll quote the notebook until everyone in the world is tired of our friendship. oh and i talk a lot. i'm sort of adhd. it happens. but i guess i should warn that i'm not all fun and games. for example, i get pretty vulgar and raunchy and just...dirty when i'm drunk which i am a lot of the time. when i'm buzzed i'm pretty decent but when i'm drunk, i can be pretty rude. and then on top of that, i have a pretty short fuse. like it doesn't take much to set me off. a few wrong statements, an insult thrown in my brother's direction, seeing you be rude to a stranger...and suddenly BAM, the claws come out and i become like wolverine or some shit and i make everyone hate me. i mean, for a nice guy, i can get vicious. asher says i can get downright catty and i guess that's right. i mean, it's not like i'm the most manly when it comes to insults. i get petty. but overall, most people never see that side of me. they see the sweet, romantic partier that sometimes sleeps around but really doesn't anymore because he's sort of interested in someone who doesn't know that he exists. yeah. that. but that's okay. i'd rather be that guy than anyone else. appearance, i wear a lot of GK, just throwing that out there. not because it's my favorite clothing brand or anything but because that's all asher buys and i invade his closet a lot. and because that's what he gets me for our birthday. and christmas. and as a surprise. to be honest, i don't even like the clothing all that much but asher buys it and i'd feel bad if i didn't wear it, so there you go. honestly, my style is a lot of jeans and a t-shirt or jeans a hoodie or jeans and a various other kind of shirt sort of thing. skinny jeans usually, too, since it's another thing asher has thrust upon me that i don't really mind. i'm not really fancy with my clothes. i just pull stuff up off the ground and hope that it's clean. maybe asher's right and there's a good reason i'm single.... the roleplayer, i'm renee and after three characters, i'm sick of talking about myself. haha. basically i'm an admin, i don't bite, and sorry this app is so short but devan really is a very simple character. a very cute simple character. but a simple character nonetheless. haha. love you xo |
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